We’ll Always Have Paris (The Bachelor S22E6)

Liz and Ross recap The Bachelor’s trip to Paris, including thongs at the Moulin Rouge, the dramatic 2-on-1 date, and other moments when Arie came off unlikable. They also crack the case of the missing Bachelor contestant, and discuss an r/relationships question about a boyfriend who’s set an interesting challenge for himself.

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First Impressions (The Bachelor S22E1)

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Are you even ready for this many Laurens?! Liz and Ross recap all the limo (and cherry red Mustang) entrances of the Bachelor premiere, give their first impressions of the weak costume showing among the ladies, and their first impressions of the First Impression Rose. They also discuss some updates on Chris Soules’ court case and tackle an r/relationships question about sexual rumspringa.

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“The Men Tell All?” (The Bachelorette S13E10)

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Liz and Ross do their best to recap everything interesting about the Bachelorette’s Men Tell All special, from DeMario’s take on “who’s this?” to The Kenny & Lee Situation to Dean’s camo suit. They also chat about the food sitch at the Bachelor Australia mansion and answer a listener advice question about whether or not to kiss and tell. Daddy’s got some!

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“Red Flags” (The Bachelorette S13E9)

Liz and Ross recap all the highlights, lowlights, and ill-advised extensions of the men meeting Rachel’s family in Dallas and kicking off the Fantasy Suite dates in La Rioja, Spain. They also take a look at a recent Bachelor gent’s new beauty box business, and discuss an R/Relationships post about extended traveling without your partner. This episode has fake boobs, fake asses, but never fake takes!

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“Life of Bryan” (The Bachelorette S13E5 & S13E6)

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Liz and Ross are currently on vacation in Brooklyn, but did that stop them from recapping this week’s double-whammy episodes of The Bachelorette? Hell, no! Listen to find out their thoughts on the Kenny vs. Lee showdown, Jack Stone’s smile, and Bryan’s heart-wrenching tale of not getting laid for a year or two in high school. Then, they tackle an r/relationships question about taking a cat away from a sister who’s an addict, and give their Brooklyn pizza recs.

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“Blimpies & Spelling Bees” (The Bachelorette S13E4)

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Liz and Ross welcome you into their “bourdeaux” as they recap all the drama of The Bachelorette, from blimp rides to spelling bees to shit-talking from Iggy, to more shit-talking from Iggy! They also lay out a thorough timeline of all the news that’s come out about Bachelor in Paradise, and answer a listener question about how to deal with a friend who won’t open up. Oh, and they make fun of Lee’s stupid wood block thing. How enchanting!

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Episode 10: “In The Hot Seat” (The Bachelor S21E10 & E11)

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It’s a normal-sized podcast to recap that super-sized #Bachelor night! Liz and Ross cover the dramatic conclusion to the Fantasy Suites of Finland, as well as all the fake crying that went down on the “Women Tell All” special. Then, they discuss an R/Relationships question about guilt over sharing happy news.

Josephine’s lip color! Reindeer! Chris Harrison with sorority girls! It’s all inside this pod!

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